Sunday
Falling in love
It's Fall here in WI, my favorite time of year. It always makes me think of this picture which was taken the November after Olivia was born. It was that beautiful Indian Summer, sweaters and jeans. Ah, memories, memories that I need so that I stop thinking about choking her with my bare hands. So, expect lots of updates on my absolute favorite holiday, Halloween. I love it Poe "Raven" Gothic style and the only way that I know that Olivia is mine is that she likes it as macabre as I do. So here is to apple cider, soups, leaf raking. Time to Fall in love.
Look At Me, Look At Me!
Angie and Barb have asked me to guest blog on their site Fancy Simple (in Sites I Visit Before I Come Here). This is exciting because:
A) I have never been asked to be a guest blogger before so that's cool.
B) I totally passive/aggresively begged for it so it is always great to have your totally f-ed up interpersonal relations validated.
c) Their blog is totally different from my blog so it is fun to have a change (ie no profanity or obscene penis jokes).
So come visit me tomorrow to be inspired by my extremely uplifting quotes and comments. Or better yet, come comment that I am a hack, spice it up a bit.
As promised
So here are my reviews of "premiere week" television. I have watched the crap, so you don't have to.
Sundays
I am down to just Extreme Makeover and how i would like to be rid of it. I hate this show. I have been watching it for years and i cry every single freaking time. I am waiting for the compassion fatigue that is supposed to set in with this stuff, instead it is like compassion crack.
Monday
Heroes-Heroes always gets a big "hells ya" from me. I am not a sci-fi geek. In fact, I spent most of our last Vegas trip mocking Chad for his visit to the Star Trek museum. Birthday, smirthday. You go to the Star Trek museum you get mocked. However, this show has it all, hot guys, smart plot that actually answers the questions it lays out (Lost I am looking your direction) and kick ass super powers. I am grateful that this show is on Mondays, it gives the week a little perk.
Wednesday
Private Practice
I don't know that I will stick with this one. I like the cast, it is even kind of funny, but Grey's was so terribly morose last year, that I almost can't watch this show by association.
Dirty Sexy Money
I imagine that there are other people and things to pay attention to on this show, but Peter Krause, and therefore all my latent fantasies, are in this show. Seriously, it is not as bad as the critics said it was and I think it has potential.
Bionic Woman
This was Chad's pick, and it was better than I thought. If you liked Alias, you'll watch this. Plus, Isiah Washington will be on soon.
Top Chef
We all know how I feel about this one. Besides, it's all I have until Runway in November.
America's Next Top Model
I know i blog incessantly about it, but The Tyra cannot be denied.
Thursday
CSI-If they had killed off Sarah I might have stayed with this season, but as it is, this one will probably sit on the TiVo unwatched until everything is in re-runs.
The Office-We actually watch Grey's on-line now so that we always TiVo the Office. We even watch it twice sometimes.
30 Rock-If you aren't watching this you should be. I think it can even be funnier than The Office.
Big Shots-Oh my God. Don't, just don't.
Tim Gunn's Guide To Style-Not the most exciting show ever, but real practical advice that isn't insulting or demeaning, how refreshing.
Saturday
Saturday Night Live-Kanye as a performer was great, but not the wall of sound i wanted. Andy Samberg is possibly the funniest person on tv right now. Too bad everything else on the show sucks.
Still on the TiVo-Cane and Without a Trace. I'll get there. i will try a few more this week, maybe Pushing Daisies and some others, I'll keep you updated.
Friday
What happened to actual news?
I know that people have been complaining about this for a long time but the past few days CNN has been depressingly void of actual news. Bizzare human interest stories and Brtiney Spears do not news make.
Thursday
Sweet idea
So olivia and i are having a welcome home tea party for all her animals yesterday and she informs me that there is a monster at the door. I ask her to invite him to tea she responds that he cannot come to tea because he is a monster and not nice. "I will ask him to come to dessert after tea, Mama. Everyone is nice at dessert." So true, so true.
Speaking of sweet yummies, for all of you Top Chef fans out there, pastry chef Elizabeth Falkner has a cookbook out. I saw her cook a recipe on Martha yesterday and I have to have it.
Crisis of conscience
So I am driving in my car listening to crappy local radio today, feeling a little dejected about the fact that my car model has been discontinued so my dreams of just trading in for the same car for the rest of my life have been dashed. I am roadkill in the bigger is better phenom. Despite all this global warming shit, apparently my car needs to be big enough to have seven passengers in it. I know I gripe that my car is uncomfortable on road trips, that I can't fit a car seat behind my seat, at least not comfortably, and that local radio is fraught with commercials and bad songs. So why can't I bring myself to upgrade?
I guess I never realized how much a vehicle is an expression of self. My little car is practical, versatile, compact, fuel-efficient, yet not a sedan, a wagon. A wagon, the dying breed of motherhood, my childhood. I can't believe I am doing a post about my car.
Welcome Back, Welcome Back, Welcome Back
I find it disturbing that I have never seen an episode of Welcome Back, Cotter, yet I know the theme song. Anyway, we're back from my aunt's house in lovely Florida and we had a great time. Olivia would probably say that the pool was her favorite, however when she started bawling and trying to take her luggage back from the ticket agent (no, I am not exaggerating) I would say that she enjoyed it all. My aunt's house is a stranger in a strange land experience on many levels. My favorite part of Olivia's week was seeing all the cool and different animals, bugs, plant life down there. Frogs in our shower, little lizards everywhere, snails with shells, alligators, all very cool to a three year-old and her mama. It is also this magical bubble-land where I do nothing but read In Touch magazine, live in a gorgeous house, and ride around in a Lexus all week. If Chad had come with us we might never have left.
Wednesday
Thar she blows
Apparently it is Talk like A Pirate Day, or Wednesday as it is know in Olivia's house. What kills me is that it is international talk like a pirate day, the craziness cannot be contained by our borders. of course, johnny Depp needs no translation, yaaaar. . .
The next time anyone gives me crap about the things I have time for as a SAM I am showing them this picture. Someone is doing that. Someone whose child hates them because they haven't been talked to in a year.
Monday
What I Did On My Attorney Retreat
Hung over is more like it. Chad's work retreat is with a bunch of lawyers. I don't know how many of my readers have experience with dealing with large groups of attorneys, but they like to drink. A lot. AA was invented for these people. It was like Friday in college, the drinking started before lunch and didn't stop ever. I have never been a real big drinker, but I let it go a little this weekend because if you didn't it was you in a cabin with no heat in freezing temperatures and a bunch of drunk people.
So if I had taken photos it would show me running down a dark path at 2 AM holding a bottle of Absolut Citron so that I could go mix it with Sprite, possibly the vile cocktail I have tasted. Scratch that, somebody handed me something with grapefruit vodka that was worse.
Oh, and I found out that I am allergic to tuna, and I learned it the hard way. We also had a nice hike.
The End
Revolving door
So this was my living room today. I took all this down to the laundry room, washed it, and put it right back in the suitcase to leave for Florida on Thursday. I can now do solo flights with Olivia in my sleep. So much so that on my pro/con list for having more children actually included "Would be harder to fly alone." So for all of you parents who fly with children, or for all of you who haven't flown recently here are my top 10 things I need for a smooth flight.
1) Cash-Chad disputes this because he hates to carry it, but this is a holdover from my childhood when my Grandpa always put $10 in my purse to fly home.
2) Curb-side check-in-Since 9/11 this has been more of a challenge because people have caught on to the fact that they can skip the long lines inside. However, just for the convenience of not having to haul luggage, car seats and strollers, curb-side is a life saver.
3) Banana bread-A healthy, homemade snack is a must have in the days of no more airplane food and iffy layover times.
4) Baby wipes-Even though Olivia is potty trained wipes are a must to clean sticky hands, sticky trays, or just to clean up when the line for the sink is a mile long.
5) Empty water bottle-Now that they will no longer let you carry water through security this is a must have so you can save yourself buying water.
6) Slip on shoes-You now have to take off your shoes to go through security no matter what, so make it easy on yourself.
7) Thin magazines like Newsweek or The Week-A magazine that is too bulky or a book is hard to read with one hand and one of my hands is inevitably propping up a sleeping child.
8) Something new-Whether it be a new book for the kid, or a new cardigan for you the stresses and aggravation of flying are quickly dispelled when you are rubbing brand new cashmere.
9) A spoonful of honey-To be used on your flight attendant. They aren't as helpful as they used to be. Let's face it, they are doing more flights for less pay and they aren't happy about it. However, a pleasant passenger is a bright spot in their day and friendly chit chat has gotten me everything from toys and games for Olivia to all of my carry-ons strapped to their luggage and carried to the next gate to meet a tight connection.
10) Endurance and your own blanket-Whether it be running around in cirlces to get the wiggles out on layovers, starting over with all the toys and trying to make something new out of them because you have been stuck on the runway for three hours (oh yes, I have done that) and of course, the blanket is for naps all around.
I am debating hiring myself out as a plane nanny.
Funny man
So, I know I already blogged about Brad and his site, but I checked it today and he has all his links to his boyfriend Mike, and his blog is possibly even more hilarious (sorry Brad, you'll just have to bust out the A material). So here it is. Besides everyone needs a website where they can find things like links to where you can see a man wrap his penis around his wrist. i think that link may have changed my life.
Friday
Baby did a bad bad thing
Brad's back! Check him out here and make lots of posts so that he will never stray from posting again. All he needs is a little attention, people, feed the ego.
Thursday
Preparing for up north
The last few days have been a little crazy because i am preparing Olivia for two back-to-back trips, one to Grandma's and one to FL with me next week. in the midst of this the child has insisted on continuing to grow so I have had to buy her a new car seat and since Fall is apparently upon us all the sudden, a new Fall wardrobe. So that extra day of pre-school? Spent it shopping. And not in a good way.
So today I will drive her to my mother's and have the whole afternoon to myself, a very daunting thought. Then Chad comes home and we pack for his firm retreat four hours north of here. Then I'll cry and call my mother, and cry some more, then we are off. The most exciting part about out trip is getting to have four hours in the car together. The dirty little secret of parenting is that you don't get to have an actual conversation with your spouse, ever. You try and talk and are interrupted so many times that you give up and by the time the kid is asleep you want to exchange nothing but logistics for the next day and go to sleep. At least, this is the case if you have a child that is a monster in some very cute tights from H&M.
So tonight my hubby and i have a date with a half-empty bottle of Chardonnay and i might even be able to talk him into a movie. If I'm not too busy calling my mother. I'll see you all in a few days!
Tuesday
Happy Birthday, Baby!
So today you get another birthday post for someone else that is pretty incredible, my BFF Chad. i couldn't decide whether to go sappy or funny for this one so I guess I will have to split the difference. Chad and I met when i was nineteen and I knew then that he was the love of my life and everyone has heard the story about I spent the next year convincing him that I was right. Whenever i wonder why i haven't ever won on a scratch off, why I never get picked in drawings or why I never get to say, "BINGO!" I convince myself that I got very, very lucky one day when I was nineteen and not ready to know what true love was, so God spelled it out for me in the form of my husband.
Who is not just smart, but really brilliant, who is a very dry funny that I appreciate more than any other humor because I think is smarter and more rare, who is generous beyond any kind of logic, even-tempered and happy go-lucky, affectionate, unafraid to wear his passions on his sleeve (and a pink shirt to a Mormon graduation) always tells me he loves me before he hangs up the phone (even at work and when leaving messages), he is stubborn (even in some good ways). More than all this, I love my husband because I know all his thoughts before he has them and I know he gets up everyday and thinks about nothing other than making a better life for his family. That is a man, and the sum total of all my good luck for a lifetime. The kid is just a bonus because she is all the good parts of him. So, babe, I love you more than anything and I'm glad that you were born.
Where I was then
I was not planning on doing a 9/11 post today because today is my fabulous hubby's birthday and I hate the fact that he feels guilty for trying to celebrate the date of his birth on the day that makes a nation mourn. However, i read Barb's post over at Fancy Simple about where she was and it the fact that it brought back such vivid memories for me proves that 9/11 still needs posts.
Chad and I had a slightly different take on 9/11 because we were staring at the Pentagon footage, not the twin towers. We were getting ready for school and work and in the days before Olivia CNN was always on in every room of the house when we got ready in the morning. What can I say, we are info junkies. So, I'm in the bathroom and i hear him shout, "Holy shit! Come look at this!" I run out, half dressed and say, "Wow, air traffic control gone wrong." Then I went back to my routine and I heard Chad say as I walked away, "I don't know, hon. . ."
Sure enough, as i am pulling up to the law school the next plane hit the Pentagon. That's when sheer panic set in. We had just moved from DC, we still had a lot of friends there, friends that lived in Virginia, friends that worked right next to the White House, which is where we anticipated the next news to come from. We agreed to leave Chad's phone on, even in class and I would check in at work and then immediately call him to let him know what was going on. That's when i hit the phones. one by one, to make sure they were all okay. Some I couldn't get, so i was shaking when I got to work.
My co-workers were all glued to CNN.com when i got there and my boss informed me that they were saying Chicago was the next likely target. In the days afterward, this was probably a little remembered fact for most people, but for me, it was when i was so afraid that I couldn't even cry. My whole family, everyone was there. I called my mom, who is a nurse, who starts her shift at 6 AM, and had no idea what was going on. Dad was not in the downtown office, but now she was scared too. That's when my boss closed the office and we were all rudderless, at work, but afraid to go home alone. Some went home, the rest came up to the law school with me where most classes had been cancelled and we sat in the student lounge and watched CNN for hours, along with most of the law school. Later, we moved to professors' offices, or anywhere else that you could just be with a few people to try and digest and talk it through. Those first few hours, I remember nothing but the quiet.
Then I went back to work. What else could i do? i had found everyone by that point, CNN and gotten to be a repetitive loop, so i went back to the office, alone. More than anything i remember about those days I remember feeling very vulnerable, not because i felt unsafe I was pretty sure Madison would not make any hit list, but because politics were suddenly unavoidable. Your feelings about the President, diplomacy, our culpability, third world politics were suddenly expected conversation. I found this unnerving for reasons I can't explain, i have never really kept my politics to myself. However, every get-together, casual conversation with co-workers was like someone was stealing something from me. It felt like standing on the beach when the wave comes in and steals the sand right from underneath your feet.
I guess that is why you still need posts about 9/11.
Monday
How the mighty have fallen
Tonight's dinner: reduced fat peanut butter with low sugar jelly on whole wheat bread. All the joy has been sucked from my existence.
Happy Birthday Angie Oh!
Today is Angie's b-day. She is super-smart, SUPER-funny and the best gal pal a girl could have. What other girl can do fabulous shoe shopping and home improvement? Not many, I can tell you. I love to argue with her, because we never get mad. i love to cry to her because she knows how to give tough love and she'll never tell you something just to make you feel better (unless you really need it). Most of all I love to listen to her, because even when she is really down, she can never be brought down. She is the ultimate tough girl and an inspiration to all who love her. I am proud that I have earned her friendship.
Plus she has a man-candy husband who looks like David Beckham.
I'm that guy
So you know how when you drive past a jogger in the rain you think to yourself, "Flippin' idiot, it's raining, stay home." Well today, I was that flippin' idiot. it was my day to run and it was the first day since we started running that my turn landed on a raining and cold day. i rolled over to my spouse, who was super and the number one reason i got out of bed today and said, "it's cold and raining and that makes me crabby." He replied with a totally non-judgemental since he has been in the rain a few times, "I love you, you can do it!" What do you say to that? You drag your sorry ass out of bed.
Number two reason I actually did it? Good planning. A few weeks back I anticipated this day and bought a nice moisture repellent long-sleeved shirt that kept me warm and dry, yeah! it turned out that the bad mood was a great motivator; I ran farther and faster than ever before. I also did it with a smile on my face. So it is not so bad to be that guy, I'm now on my way to buy some cold weather gear, for future motivation.
Sunday
Shop locally, Eat Gluttonously
I don't want to brag, but I ate freakin' awesomely this weekend. The best part of Chad's birthday every year is that for his big day he likes to eat well. And I mean well. Last year he ate so much kobe beef that he puked. This year it was blue marlin. Yeah, I know, totally crazy and environmentally irresponsible because we did not research its overfishing status until after it was in our fridge. Being bad never tasted so good.
We attempted to make up for it by doing a boatload of shopping at several local farmer's markets the days before the big cooking weekend. i love cooking food knowing that i have met and spoken to the person who grew it for me. My grandfather constantly laughs at me that I converse at length with all the vendors, but they know how to cook the food. So all the produce, fruits and herbs that I consumed this weekend are from within 100 miles of my house. That feels better than i thought it would.
So here was the menu this weekend:
Saturday Night
Rosemary from our garden crusted roast pork loin with tomato herb risotto and patty pan squash sauteed with prosciutto, onion and parmesan
Sunday morning
Scrambled eggs, with tomatoes from our garden, our cuban oregano, onion and cheese and pancakes with homemade (at our house) huckleberry syrup
Sunday dinner
Marlin in lemon basil buerre blanc, potatoes with roasted garlic and our chives, steamed green beans and grilled sweet onions
His birthday cake? Spiced carrot cake with vanilla cream cheese frosting.
Friday
Critical Mass Appeal
A lot of people are obsessed with those lists about yourself, some people are obsessed with top ten lists. I am the later. In case you haven't already figured it out. Angie posted about VH1's Top Songs of the 90's. Not that the 90's were the best times for music, but here is a painstaking top 10 (from the choices given to me by VH1) and the justification.
1) Beastie Boys-Sabatoge
Always awesome. To this day one of my favorites of all time. I still crank it loud and drive fast.
2) U2-One
This one deserves it because of how many times this song has been covered. Every artist ever wishes they wrote this song.
3) The Fugees-Killing Me Softly
I know this is a tough sell at #4, I would have chosen Fu gee La personally, but every fan of hip-hop cries at least once a week about the break up of this band.
4) Radiohead-Creep
You played this alone in your room after every break up too, admit it.
5) REM-Losing My Religion
Again, not my favorite REM song ever, but the video was killer weird and let's face it, they could have picked any REM song and I would have put it in the list.
6) Nirvana-Smells Like Teen Spirit-I could probably replay this video frame by frame in my mind. Nirvana probably justified the existence of every kid wearing black for twenty years.
7) Lauryn Hill-Doo Wop
I was really torn here. Two Lauryn Hill songs? I nearly picked Foo Fighters' Everlong, but then it would have been two Dave Grohl songs. What's a girl to do? I actually went back and listened to this album a few months ago and this was the one stand out.
8) Jay-Z-Can I Get A What
"Never test my patience nigga, I'm high maintenance HIGH CLASS, if you ain't rollin, bypass" It's the anthem of my life really.
9) Beck, Loser
Kooky, i loves me my Beck.
10) Missy Elliot-Can't Stand The Rain
I love when hip-hop artists remix songs I recognize from the original. I love "I Can't Stand The Rain" and was super excited to have such a classy song remixed by a female artist.
Go re-live the golden years of high school and college.
TGIF
i usually don't subscribe to TGIF. I have two kids on Fridays so it is usually my most difficult day. Today is looking good though, we were up early after getting a good night sleep, I don't have to cook tonight and we have lots of fun Chad's birthday related activities this weekend.
So here is sending good thoughts to everyone if today is seeming like your only barrier to the weekend.
Thursday
Lovely
I love it when the blogs I love post about the things i love. One of my favorite kids' book of all time is When i Took The Moon For A Walk, which is put out by Barefoot Books publishing. Design mom highlighted them today. Other than maybe Chronicle Books out of SF I think Barefoot is the best in the kid lit biz. I think Miss Morgan will be getting one of their awesome gift bags for Hanukkah this year!
Back to school
Yesterday went a little better so I am willing to give in to the undeniable cuteness of my child. Just look at her and tell me you have never seen a more adorable back to school photo (I will allow exceptions for photos of your children). Mind you, the first day was yesterday and this photo is from today. She lost the privilege of wearing this yesterday because she hurled a cup of water in my face and then proceeded to try and empty the contents of her bath onto the floor as quickly as humanly possible before I could stop her. But, let's let bygones be bygones. Today the attitude remained solely in the inflections of her speech.
I have also included a photo of the latest incarnation of her art gallery. Chad calls this collection "New York Times With A Bunch Of Crap Glued To It."
So everyone feel free to change your wallpaper, this might be the last good one for awhile.
Brain Dump
Okay so here are my random thoughts, none of which are blog worthy on their own.
My magazine obesession has expanded to Nylon. Yummy photo spreads. However, I hate it when you find something you love in a magazine and you try to actually buy it, but it is not in the stores yet.
The new iPod had been out less than 24 hours and Chad has already made me crazy with his nagging.
Why, with all the running and the confiscation of the cookies, am i still as chubby as ever? And why after weeks of rain should we now be plagued with hoardes of mosquitos? It's just not fair, I itch everywhere and I hear them in my sleep.
Okay i think that's it.
Wednesday
What I Did Right
I suppose that I could blog about our Labor Day weekend, about Olivia's first trip to the Art Institute, the fun time that we had at the Milwaukee Children's Museum. Unfortunately, my child has sucked every inch of lively out of me. Anyone who has spoken to me in the last few days knows that we have been going through some challenging times with her, as is evidenced by my being woken at 6:30 this morning with slaps to the face.
So what do you do when you feel like you aren't doing anything right? My plan is to reorganize the linen closet. I guess parenting is all bout humbling moments. I think the Communists had it right here.
"If what you have done yesterday still looks big to you, you haven't done much
today." Mikhail Gorbachev