Pillow Talk Act Three

This conversation took place watching Stephen Colbert skewer Elliot Spitzer last night:

Liz-"So what's your number?"

Chad-"What? The number that would allow me to agree to let you become a prostitute?"

Liz-"Yeah, come on, everyone has a number. Paying off the mortgage, what?"

Chad-"What is your obsession with the mortgage? No, there is no number! You would get arrested and go to jail!"

Liz-"That's how you know you are married to a lawyer, jail time is the big hindrance to your wife Belle Du Jouring it. See, sex with other men would have been my go-to objection"

Chad-"Well, yeah, that too."