Both watching inane Pepsi ad-
Liz: That is such crap, none of the countries or people in this ad have the money for, or access to, a Pepsi. If they did they would probably dump out the Pepsi and use the empty bottle to create a Molotov cocktail that they would launch at the nearest American interest.
Chad: I am way more concerned about that whale, no way would a whale do that in the wild. Maybe as part of a Sea World act? If someone threw him fish? Or is that just dolphins? No, whales are smarter than dolphins.
Liz: Are you crazy? Dolphins are smarter than you! We have like 900 chromosomes in common.
Chad does an eerily convincing dolphin, noise. I respond with something that sounds like an injured seal.
Chad: Screw pod casting we should have our own reality show, we are way funnier than Posh and Becks. Fuck them.
End scene.
Wednesday
Pillow Talk Scene Two
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Way funner?
Since Mike has the market cornered on Becks likeness, we will soon be having our own show. Totally fascinating stuff.
Like me screaming about wanting Purple Popsicles - not orange.
yep. I am four years old and have been fooling you all along.
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