Thursday

Domestic Violence

i made the mistake of getting undressed in front of a mirror today and happened to catch a glimpse of the, like, nine thousand bruises and scratches on body. Okay, that might be a slight exaggeration, but not much. So I think, what have i been doing? oh right, "playing" with my rough-housing three year-old. I have lost count of the number of times I have used the phrase, "Mommy is not a jungle gym!" I tell you, i deserve hazard pay.

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