Both watching inane Pepsi ad-
Liz: That is such crap, none of the countries or people in this ad have the money for, or access to, a Pepsi. If they did they would probably dump out the Pepsi and use the empty bottle to create a Molotov cocktail that they would launch at the nearest American interest.
Chad: I am way more concerned about that whale, no way would a whale do that in the wild. Maybe as part of a Sea World act? If someone threw him fish? Or is that just dolphins? No, whales are smarter than dolphins.
Liz: Are you crazy? Dolphins are smarter than you! We have like 900 chromosomes in common.
Chad does an eerily convincing dolphin, noise. I respond with something that sounds like an injured seal.
Chad: Screw pod casting we should have our own reality show, we are way funnier than Posh and Becks. Fuck them.
End scene.
Way funner?
ReplyDeleteSince Mike has the market cornered on Becks likeness, we will soon be having our own show. Totally fascinating stuff.
Like me screaming about wanting Purple Popsicles - not orange.
yep. I am four years old and have been fooling you all along.